I grew up with Phillip McDougal, and now I’ve had his baby! Oops! After Phillip and I had a one night tryst in the room we practically shared growing up, I’ve realized there’s no way I could raise our baby with him. Plus, the Mrs. McDougal, the head wench in charge of the farm and household, has found out now that I’m seeing one of the farmhands, Henry, an older man who … [Read more...]